Jonesy's Jukebox Indie 1031 Archives
(The show ended in Jan. 2009, but I stopped documenting it in April 2006.)
December 2005-April 2006. Most recent first.
December 2005-April 2006. Most recent first.
Guest: C.C. Deville. C.C. was a hoot! Talked about serving time in downtown L.A. for his drunk driving conviction, using hotel shampoo in place of lubricant for a wanking session, etc. Yes, his real first name is Cecil. Quote-"The less you push, the more things happen."
Jonesy used to get birds back in the day by saying he had coke. Now he asks "Would you like to watch the History Channel?"
The Bulldozer song. People with computers at Starbucks. There's a new best of Jonesy show on Indie starting this Sat. from 12-2.
Julie London-Cry Me A River
Roy Wood-Eyes of A Fool
Morrissey-In The Future When All's Well
Robert Johnson-Stop Breaking Down
Rick Springfield-Jesse's Girl
John Lydon talks about the Pretenders gig on Wed. (Jonesy joined Chrissie & the band onstage for "Pretty Vacant")
Guest: Chrissie Hynde
Guests: The Cars
John Lydon finally guests on the Jukebox. The best show ever. 3/6/06
Guest: Rosanna Arquette. Rosanna has a documentary All We Are Saying which will be aired on Showtime.
Steve wanted to steal Genesis' equipment, but wanted to watch their show first to see if they were any good.
"Shoulda stolen their equipment," he decided after hearing 'em.
Gary Glitter sentenced to three years in prison, Steve is addicted to latte, saw a "massage therapist" again.
Guests: OK Go
Guest: Shaun White
Brook Benton-Rainy Night In Georgia
Kay Starr-What A Difference A Day Makes
Unit 4 Plus 2-Concrete And Clay
Tams-Hey Girl, Don't Bother Me
Steve Jones(who's he??)-Rainin In My Heart
Ral Donner-Sad Way To Love Someone
Yes, Jonesy has cut his My Space list from almost 3,000 to 261 at last count. "why did you do that?" asked Mr. Shovel, "Is it a power thing?" "It's entertaining," sez Jonesy...and Jonesy plays the Beatles!!! "You're Gonna Lose That Girl."
- Pony Club-Still Haven't Changed
Sniff'n' The Tears-Drivers Seat
Jonesy threatens to cut his MySpace friends list, sez if he's not on your Top 8, he'll drop you.
- Songs included:
Hellacopters-Everything On TV
Death from Above 1979-Black History Month
Briggs-Can't Stand Beside You
Captain Beyond-Moon Speaks Waves of Sea/Astral Lady/As Moon Speaks/I Can Feel Nothing
The Indie1031 Jonesy blog is closed permanently, due to obscene postings by several individuals. Another song about sausages..
Jonesy-ism of the day.
"She wasn't photogenic, but she looked good on camera." Sang a song about sausage and swine.
- Guests: Slash & Les Paul
Slash hasn't talked to Axl for ten years, but they've become very friendly through their lawyers. Les Paul is in the hospital with pneumonia, but called in. "I don't pick up the goddamn guitar unless I absolutely have to."
Somebody sent pie and mash to the studio, but Jah Wobble ate half of it yesterday. Les Paul will be a guest next week.
- Guest: Jah Wobble
Sex was better in the 70s, not like now when there are lots of"uptight ponces" around. Also, mentioned something about a baboon's bottom (don't ask) and sang an anti-hippie song. "Take that hemp and tie you to the tree with it", etc.)
Chris Rea-The Road To Hell
Boz Scaggs-Lido Shuffle
Elvin Bishop-Fooled Around & Fell In Love
Nick Lowe-Cruel To Be Kind
Dave Edmunds-Born To Be With You
Troggs-With A Girl Like You
and lots of Journey. Steve ends the show singing a song about one of his favorite bands(??), See the Indie/Jonesy's Jukebox blog for Floratina's transcription.
Guitar Center on Sunset is noiser than Vegas. Motley Crue gets star on Hollywood Walk of Fame. Steve's really deep thoughts for the day "Are farts alive? Is the sky alive?"
Dept S-Is Vic There?
Motley Crue-Looks That Kill
Rod Stewart- Mandolin Wind
Deep Purple- Space Truckin'
Mr. S. out of office for a few days to "buy property on Brokeback Mountain."
Daft Punk-Around The World
Lovemakers-Times of Romance
Would Jonesy make a good James Bond? Also, don't criticize George Lazenby's acting ability. He might be listening. Guest: Producer John Daley
Jonesy sings an impromptu anti-smoking song. Also, "There's no such thing as 17 virgins in L.A."
John Martin-May You Never
Flamin Groovies-Shake Some Action
Ziggy Marley-True To Myself
Deep Dish-Dreams (w/Stevie Nicks)
Jonesy has a harmonica and harmonica holder now," a little organ that goes inside." Quote of the day "That's what's good about this show, it makes no sense."
Snap-Rhythm is a Dancer
Hadaway-What is Love
Sir Mix-A-Lot-Baby Got Back (Jonesy's theme song?)
Biz Markie-Bust A Move
Public Enemy-911 Is A Joke
Billy Fury-Only Make-Believe
Shane Fenton-I'm A Moody Guy
Vince Eager-Soda Pop Pop
Gene Vincent-Unchained Melody
Eden Kane-Well, I Ask You
Guest: Tommy Chong* (Will transcribe shortly)
When it rains, Jonesy's Internet goes out and he can't get on MySpace and "get laid." Mr. S. is still having problems with Earthlink.
- Keith Richard-Take It So Hard
Iggy Pop-High On You
Rod Stewart-Handbags and Gladrags
Lots of songs today by "skinny young boys." There should be a "cell phone free" day.
- Gene-Fighting Fit
Big Bang-Satin Freeway
Nada Surf-Concrete Bed
Jonesy needs to join MySpace Anonymous. You think digging ditches is bad? Try working underneath the air conditioner vents in the Indie studio.
Mr. Big (from the '70s)-Romeo
Rory Gallagher-Tattoed Lady
Jonesy is #27 on Uncut's list of rock's greatest guitar heroes--he gets a whole page! He does interpretations of some of the other guitarists' styles.
ELO-Mr. Blue Sky
David Bowie-Waitin' For The Man
Alex Harvey Band-Faith Healer
Flamin' Groovies-Teenage Head
Buck Cherry-Lit Up
Nazareth -Love Hurts
Fastway-Say What You Will
Mr. Shovel tries to cover the air conditioner vents with cardboard, as the air conditioning might be the reason Jonesy gets sick so often. Or could it be the chemtrails in the sky? It's a conspiracy!
Pistols/Madonna-Ray of Gob (Mashup)
Everything But The Girl-Missing
Jonesy has changed his MySpace profile pic to one of him as a slim 22 year old in swim trunks. "So whaddaya do when the girl comes over and asks "Where's your son?" queries Mr. S. "I just tell her to go into that dark room, he'll be right in," sez Steve.
Santa Esmeralda-Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
Weather Girls-It's Raining Men
Sylvester-You Make Me Feel Real
Stretch-Why Did You Do It?
The Jam-Slow Down
Jonesy's back. Sings impromptu songs about Al Qaeda and Alka-Seltzer, and, of course, gay cowboys. (A "Brokeback Mountain" reference.) He wants crumpet with "strong ankles to be shackled to."(!!)
Department S-Is Vic There? (The Vic in the song is Vic Goddard of Subway Sect, sez Jonesy)
The Three O' Clock-Jet Fighter
She Wants Revenge-Sister
Siouxsie & The Banshees-Metal Postcard
Joy Division-Interzone, Transmission
Evie Sands-Can't Let Go
Professional pics from Philistines' Knitting Factory gig here
Guests: Glen Matlock & The Philistines/Tracy Ullman
Glen is playing the Knitting Factory tonight. Jonesy's still sick, but came in to work just to interview Glen.
Wally Nightingale was a guitar roadie for the Clash before O.D ing. "They're hanging glitter (as in Gary) in Vietnam for Christmas" A discussion ensues about Jonathan (Everyone's Gone To The Moon) King, another Brit pop star turned convicted child molester. Glen "makes most people cry when they hear him singin'"
Jonesy is sick, but Mr. S. is back. Question of the day- "Do Presidents get the flu?"
Guest: Giant Drag
David Bowie-Waitin' For The Man
HoneyComb-Have I The Right?
Cliff Richard-Living Doll
Juicy Lucy-Who Do You Love?
Mr. Shovel is out sick, but Jonesy hasn't been sick since he's started taking his Chinese herbs. Jonesy plays a '70s soul set, introducing songs in his best "pimp" voice.
Hot Chocolate-Brother Louie
George McCrae-I Get Lifted
McFadden & Whitehead- Ain't No Stoppin Us
Sly & The Family Stone- Everybody Is A Star
Mick Ronson-White Light, White Heat