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Jonesy's Jukebox Indie 1031 Archives

(The show ended in Jan. 2009, but I stopped documenting it  in April 2006.)

December 2005-April 2006. Most recent first.
  • 4/14/06

    Guest: C.C. Deville. C.C. was a hoot! Talked about serving time in downtown L.A. for his drunk driving conviction, using hotel shampoo in place of lubricant for a wanking session, etc. Yes, his real first name is Cecil. Quote-"The less you push, the more things happen."

    4/10/06

    Jonesy used to get birds back in the day by saying he had coke. Now he asks "Would you like to watch the History Channel?"
    3/27/06

    The Bulldozer song. People with computers at Starbucks. There's a new best of Jonesy show on Indie starting this Sat. from 12-2.

    Songs included:

    Julie London-Cry Me A River
    Roy Wood-Eyes of A Fool
    Morrissey-In The Future When All's Well
    Robert Johnson-Stop Breaking Down
    Rick Springfield-Jesse's Girl

    3/24/06

    John Lydon talks about the Pretenders gig on Wed. (Jonesy joined Chrissie & the band onstage for "Pretty Vacant")


    3/22/06

    Guest: Chrissie Hynde


    3/21/06

    Guests: Sparks


    3/20/06

    Guests: The Cars


    3/10/06

    John Lydon finally guests on the Jukebox. The best show ever. 3/6/06

    Guest: Rosanna Arquette. Rosanna has a documentary All We Are Saying which will be aired on Showtime.




    Steve wanted to steal Genesis' equipment, but wanted to watch their show first to see if they were any good.
    "Shoulda stolen their equipment," he decided after hearing 'em.

    3/3/06

    Gary Glitter sentenced to three years in prison, Steve is addicted to latte, saw a "massage therapist" again.

    3/2/06

    Guests: OK Go

    3/1/03

    Guest: Shaun White

    2/28/06

    Songs included:

    Brook Benton-Rainy Night In Georgia
    Clarence Carter-Patches
    Kay Starr-What A Difference A Day Makes
    Unit 4 Plus 2-Concrete And Clay
    Tams-Hey Girl, Don't Bother Me
    Steve Jones(who's he??)-Rainin In My Heart
    Ral Donner-Sad Way To Love Someone


    2/27/06

    Yes, Jonesy has cut his My Space list from almost 3,000 to 261 at last count. "why did you do that?" asked Mr. Shovel, "Is it a power thing?" "It's entertaining," sez Jonesy...and Jonesy plays the Beatles!!! "You're Gonna Lose That Girl."



    2/24/06

    Songs included:
  • Pony Club-Still Haven't Changed
    Everclear-Wonderful
    Pretenders-Kid
    Sniff'n' The Tears-Drivers Seat
    Lenny Kravitz-Lady

    2/23/06

    Jonesy threatens to cut his MySpace friends list, sez if he's not on your Top 8, he'll drop you.


  • Songs included:

    Hellacopters-Everything On TV
    Wolfmother-Dimension
    Death from Above 1979-Black History Month
    Briggs-Can't Stand Beside You
    Captain Beyond-Moon Speaks Waves of Sea/Astral Lady/As Moon Speaks/I Can Feel Nothing


    2/22/06

    The Indie1031 Jonesy blog is closed permanently, due to obscene postings by several individuals. Another song about sausages..


    2/21/06

    Jonesy-ism of the day.

    "She wasn't photogenic, but she looked good on camera." Sang a song about sausage and swine.


    2/6/06


  • Guests: Slash & Les Paul

    Slash hasn't talked to Axl for ten years, but they've become very friendly through their lawyers. Les Paul is in the hospital with pneumonia, but called in. "I don't pick up the goddamn guitar unless I absolutely have to."



    2/1/06

    Somebody sent pie and mash to the studio, but Jah Wobble ate half of it yesterday. Les Paul will be a guest next week.


    1/31/06


  • Guest: Jah Wobble

    1/30/06

    Guest:Gilby Clark


    1/26/06

    Sex was better in the 70s, not like now when there are lots of"uptight ponces" around. Also, mentioned something about a baboon's bottom (don't ask) and sang an anti-hippie song. "Take that hemp and tie you to the tree with it", etc.)

    Songs included:

    The Knack-Tara
    Chris Rea-The Road To Hell
    Greg Kihn-Jeopardy
    Boz Scaggs-Lido Shuffle
    Elvin Bishop-Fooled Around & Fell In Love
    Nick Lowe-Cruel To Be Kind
    Dave Edmunds-Born To Be With You
    Leo Sayer-Moonlighting
    Troggs-With A Girl Like You
    and lots of Journey. Steve ends the show singing a song about one of his favorite bands(??), See the Indie/Jonesy's Jukebox blog for Floratina's transcription.




    1/25/06

    Guitar Center on Sunset is noiser than Vegas. Motley Crue gets star on Hollywood Walk of Fame. Steve's really deep thoughts for the day "Are farts alive? Is the sky alive?"

    Dept S-Is Vic There?
    Buzzcocks-Fiction Romance
    Damned-Fan Club
    Motley Crue-Looks That Kill
    Rod Stewart- Mandolin Wind
    Zolar X-Timeless
    Deadsy-Tom Sawyer
    Deep Purple- Space Truckin'


    1/23/06

    Mr. S. out of office for a few days to "buy property on Brokeback Mountain."

    Songs included:

    Daft Punk-Around The World
    Lovemakers-Times of Romance



    1/20/06

    Would Jonesy make a good James Bond? Also, don't criticize George Lazenby's acting ability. He might be listening. Guest: Producer John Daley




    1/19/06

    Guest: G.Love

    1/18/06

    Jonesy sings an impromptu anti-smoking song. Also, "There's no such thing as 17 virgins in L.A."

    John Martin-May You Never
    Flamin Groovies-Shake Some Action
    Ziggy Marley-True To Myself
    Deep Dish-Dreams (w/Stevie Nicks)

    1/17/06

    Jonesy has a harmonica and harmonica holder now," a little organ that goes inside." Quote of the day "That's what's good about this show, it makes no sense."

    Songs included:

    Snap-Rhythm is a Dancer
    Hadaway-What is Love
    Sir Mix-A-Lot-Baby Got Back (Jonesy's theme song?)
    Biz Markie-Bust A Move
    Public Enemy-911 Is A Joke



    1/13/06

    Billy Fury-Only Make-Believe
    Shane Fenton-I'm A Moody Guy
    Vince Eager-Soda Pop Pop
    Gene Vincent-Unchained Melody
    Chuck Berry-Lucille
    Eden Kane-Well, I Ask You



    1/12/06

    Guest: Tommy Chong* (Will transcribe shortly)


    1/11/06

    When it rains, Jonesy's Internet goes out and he can't get on MySpace and "get laid." Mr. S. is still having problems with Earthlink.

    Songs included:


  • Keith Richard-Take It So Hard
    Iggy Pop-High On You
    Rod Stewart-Handbags and Gladrags


    1/10/06

    Lots of songs today by "skinny young boys." There should be a "cell phone free" day.

    Songs included:


  • Gene-Fighting Fit
    Starsailor-Good Souls
    Owls-Femme Fatale
    Big Bang-Satin Freeway
    Nada Surf-Concrete Bed
    Undertones-Teenage Kicks


    1/9/06

    Jonesy needs to join MySpace Anonymous. You think digging ditches is bad? Try working underneath the air conditioner vents in the Indie studio.

    ELP-Knife's Edge
    Mr. Big (from the '70s)-Romeo
    Rory Gallagher-Tattoed Lady


    1/6/05

    Jonesy is #27 on Uncut's list of rock's greatest guitar heroes--he gets a whole page! He does interpretations of some of the other guitarists' styles.

    Songs included:

    ELO-Mr. Blue Sky
    David Bowie-Waitin' For The Man
    Britny Fox-Girlschool
    Queen-Killer Queen
    Alex Harvey Band-Faith Healer
    Flamin' Groovies-Teenage Head
    Buck Cherry-Lit Up
    Nazareth -Love Hurts
    Fastway-Say What You Will
    Alice Cooper-Elected

    1/5/06

    Mr. Shovel tries to cover the air conditioner vents with cardboard, as the air conditioning might be the reason Jonesy gets sick so often. Or could it be the chemtrails in the sky? It's a conspiracy!

    Pistols/Madonna-Ray of Gob (Mashup)
    Deep Dish-Dreams
    Client-Radio
    Everything But The Girl-Missing


    1/4/06

    Jonesy has changed his MySpace profile pic to one of him as a slim 22 year old in swim trunks. "So whaddaya do when the girl comes over and asks "Where's your son?" queries Mr. S. "I just tell her to go into that dark room, he'll be right in," sez Steve.

    Songs included:

    Santa Esmeralda-Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
    Weather Girls-It's Raining Men
    Sylvester-You Make Me Feel Real
    Stretch-Why Did You Do It?
    Nuns-Savage
    The Jam-Slow Down


    12/29/05

    Jonesy's back. Sings impromptu songs about Al Qaeda and Alka-Seltzer, and, of course, gay cowboys. (A "Brokeback Mountain" reference.) He wants crumpet with "strong ankles to be shackled to."(!!)

    Songs included:

    Department S-Is Vic There? (The Vic in the song is Vic Goddard of Subway Sect, sez Jonesy)
    The Three O' Clock-Jet Fighter
    She Wants Revenge-Sister
    Siouxsie & The Banshees-Metal Postcard
    Joy Division-Interzone, Transmission
    Evie Sands-Can't Let Go



    12/20/05

    Professional pics from Philistines' Knitting Factory gig here


  • 12/19/05

    Guests: Glen Matlock & The Philistines/Tracy Ullman

    Glen is playing the Knitting Factory tonight. Jonesy's still sick, but came in to work just to interview Glen.
    Wally Nightingale was a guitar roadie for the Clash before O.D ing. "They're hanging glitter (as in Gary) in Vietnam for Christmas" A discussion ensues about Jonathan (Everyone's Gone To The Moon) King, another Brit pop star turned convicted child molester. Glen "makes most people cry when they hear him singin'"


    12/13/05

    Jonesy is sick, but Mr. S. is back. Question of the day- "Do Presidents get the flu?"

    Guest: Giant Drag

    Songs included:

    Kinks-Father Christmas
    David Bowie-Waitin' For The Man
    Raspberries-Ecstasy
    HoneyComb-Have I The Right?
    Cliff Richard-Living Doll
    Juicy Lucy-Who Do You Love?


    12/12/05

    Mr. Shovel is out sick, but Jonesy hasn't been sick since he's started taking his Chinese herbs. Jonesy plays a '70s soul set, introducing songs in his best "pimp" voice.

    Songs included:

    Hot Chocolate-Brother Louie
    George McCrae-I Get Lifted
    McFadden & Whitehead- Ain't No Stoppin Us
    Sly & The Family Stone- Everybody Is A Star
    Silverhead-Heavy Hammer
    Mick Ronson-White Light, White Heat
    Rolling Stones-Winter



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